Git-R-Done

Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too

Larry the Cable Guy on . . .

NASCAR: It's a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein' all the ZZ Top-lookin' folks drinkin' beer, havin' a good time, and not givin' a darn is awesome. And that's just the women

Dieting: I once went on the "liquid diet." I was supposed to drink nothin' but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I'll never drink it again.

Why his catchphrase "git-r-done" is better than other catchphrases: Ya can't be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher "Bounty is the quicker picker-upper " It makes no sense. But you could yell "Git-r-done" and everyone would know what you meant.

The red state-blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin' the government?

Larry's mom on Larry's book: "There's really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read." --Larry's mom

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Larry the Cable Guy is one of America’s funniest--and most successful--stand-up comedians, appearing solo and as part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He has recorded two gold CDs, Lord, I Apologize (2001) and The Right to Bare Arms (2005), and starred in a DVD stand-up special, Larry the Cable Guy: Git-R-Done, and several feature films, including Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. Git-R-Done is his first book.